tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post116187164421867167..comments2023-10-26T02:28:09.011-07:00Comments on Journeys with Jood: Halliburton Solves Global WarmingDivaJoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02534571327558009753noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-1162408900572759842006-11-01T11:21:00.000-08:002006-11-01T11:21:00.000-08:00Sigrid, I like the gated community for one concept...Sigrid, I like the gated community for one concept. That keeps the riff-raff exec away from the rest of us.<BR/><BR/>Lulu Maude, just as long as they don't reproduce.DivaJoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02534571327558009753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-1162408610114633622006-11-01T11:16:00.000-08:002006-11-01T11:16:00.000-08:00Great post... I am fascinated by the part in which...Great post... I am fascinated by the part in which the units can cluster together, before discarding the inessential ones. How chilling is that??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-1162055648284918762006-10-28T10:14:00.000-07:002006-10-28T10:14:00.000-07:00I was struck dumb by the line on the Halliburton w...I was struck dumb by the line on the Halliburton web site describing this big white blob as "a gated community for one person". Now there's a concept for the future! Thanks so much for such an entertaining post!!Kim Tylerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09437705011017332871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-1162048404327815422006-10-28T08:13:00.000-07:002006-10-28T08:13:00.000-07:00Karena, there are not enough for the rest of us. ...Karena, there are not enough for the rest of us. They are only built for neoconservative executives. The rest of us get tin foil hats.<BR/><BR/>Shelly, "evil large marshmallow" - HA! That's hilarious. I'd rather they made s'less. I don't think we'd find that lost money, though.<BR/><BR/>Pekka, ooohhh, scary! The triple "N" has been laid upon me. Nudge nudge, wink wink. (When are you going to get your own blog, Pekka?)DivaJoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02534571327558009753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-1161997611804265292006-10-27T18:06:00.000-07:002006-10-27T18:06:00.000-07:00DivaJood, you come across as a "nagging nabob of n...DivaJood, you come across as a "nagging nabob of negativism" again! <BR/><BR/>Surely the ALLEGED global warming can easily be stopped in it's tracks by those brilliant corporate executives that can invent pollution suckin robots to do the last minute clean up when deemed absolutely neccessary. In an unlikely event that they don't come up with the solution to this ALLEGED problem, there is also one that never fails, a PRAYER. <BR/><BR/>In the either case, you must be working for the communist conspirators or the Taliban Jihadists whom are for the disstruction of the sacred capitalism and Christian values. Be thus notified - there is a curse placed on you!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-1161984841474481412006-10-27T14:34:00.000-07:002006-10-27T14:34:00.000-07:00Now Halliburton is cornering the "evil large marsh...Now Halliburton is cornering the "evil large marshmallow" market? Stick this guy on a wire hanger and put him over the campfire!! I am thinking S'Mores!!!<BR/>Reminds me of when the girl ate the gum in Willy Wonka and turned into a huge blueberry girl and had to be squeezed.<BR/>Wonder if we squeezed this Halliburton bastard it would ooze the 9 billion dollars that was lost in Iraq....Shellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08643771014190365462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-1161970856732151242006-10-27T10:40:00.000-07:002006-10-27T10:40:00.000-07:00Well, the one good thing about the survival ball i...Well, the one good thing about the survival ball is that if everyone is white, racism may disappear. They'll have to put a face mask on it too, but what the heck, these smart guys can figure that out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-1161954647476771582006-10-27T06:10:00.000-07:002006-10-27T06:10:00.000-07:00Robin, my one thought is that they are so cumberso...Robin, my one thought is that they are so cumbersome, we could play a variation of cow-tipping called Executive Tipping: knock 'em over and they can't get up.<BR/><BR/>Fred, put that gloved hand down.<BR/><BR/>Lola, oh, whatever.<BR/><BR/>Tina, you and my Jewish ass are absolutely ineligiable. What are we to do?<BR/><BR/>Sumo, (aka Oh Great Pumpkin Head) perhaps you could just forgo puncturing the suit, and visit the Dickster while wearing the Jack-o-Lantern head and stop his pacemaker? Get back to me on this.DivaJoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02534571327558009753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-1161932305954352852006-10-26T23:58:00.000-07:002006-10-26T23:58:00.000-07:00It's probably not flammable so we can't go there w...It's probably not flammable so we can't go there when Dickster has one on. I'm sure there is some way to penetrate the damn thing. Trust me...I will find a way if it takes everything I have to infiltrate it and mess with him. I'm sure the look on my face alone would make his pacemaker stop working. I shall give it some thought and get back to you.sumohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03668836906276970398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-1161905576686862992006-10-26T16:32:00.000-07:002006-10-26T16:32:00.000-07:00WASP White.... damn! I guess my Italian Catholic a...WASP White.... damn! I guess my Italian Catholic ass is deemed ineligible... sigh.Tinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08472987991553964064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-1161890615350906892006-10-26T12:23:00.000-07:002006-10-26T12:23:00.000-07:00I should date someone from Halliburton and they wo...I should date someone from Halliburton and they would give me a suit myself. Because entertainers of my quality will be still be needed.Lola Heathertonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03411461671223162443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-1161877647225470792006-10-26T08:47:00.000-07:002006-10-26T08:47:00.000-07:00Dokter Strangelove would be proud.Dokter Strangelove would be proud.Frederickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12796513694478927710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-1161876334254059712006-10-26T08:25:00.000-07:002006-10-26T08:25:00.000-07:00Those folks at Halliburton, they're always on the ...Those folks at Halliburton, they're always on the ball! Look how smart they are. I'm so glad they run everything.robin andreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06386655587963143782noreply@blogger.com