tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post116662653155067880..comments2023-10-26T02:28:09.011-07:00Comments on Journeys with Jood: Morning News RoundupDivaJoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02534571327558009753noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-1166832132164679972006-12-22T16:02:00.000-08:002006-12-22T16:02:00.000-08:00Roger, you are hilarious. Good idea to give up gr...Roger, you are hilarious. Good idea to give up gravity in favor of levity. There is a spiritual principle: Laugh, or die.DivaJoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02534571327558009753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-1166803789120535652006-12-22T08:09:00.000-08:002006-12-22T08:09:00.000-08:00i haven't been sick since i cancelled my subscript...i haven't been sick since i cancelled my subscription to germ theory. still trying to give up gravity in favor of levity.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-1166797895609337842006-12-22T06:31:00.000-08:002006-12-22T06:31:00.000-08:00Patricia, Cheney is either completely cynical or h...Patricia, Cheney is either completely cynical or he is completely delusional. I'm not sure which. If he's delusional, he should be locked up. If he's cynical, he should be locked up. Oh, wait. Same result. Throw away the key.<BR/><BR/>Tina, ha! Good one.DivaJoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02534571327558009753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-1166764456391999922006-12-21T21:14:00.000-08:002006-12-21T21:14:00.000-08:00Given that we are discussing such blatant lies and...Given that we are discussing such blatant lies and crimes, here is a joke:<BR/>The Catholic Archbishop of the DC area was near death. He asked his aides to call the White House and see if Bush and Cheney would grant a dying man his final request: A visit to his bedside. <BR/>Now Bush and Cheney were shocked to hear that the Archbishop would want them to be beside him at his deathbed, but seeing a giant opportunity to win points among Catholic voters, they jumped at the chance to do so. So, they rushed right over in the presidential motorcade.<BR/>Bush and Cheney crept into the darkened bedroom and saw the frail Archbishop lying under the covers. Cheney nudged Bush and whispered: "Damn, the old bastard is dead. There goes our photo op."<BR/>But the dying man still had great hearing and without opening his eyes he announced: "I am still very much alive. Please, Mr President, sit beside and take my right hand. Mr Vice President, sit beside me and take my left hand."<BR/>Bush and Cheney did as was asked and took the Archbishop's right and left hands, and sat down expecting some great words of wisdom to fall from the dying man's lips. Instead... nothing but silence. <BR/>Finally, Cheney had had enough and growled: "What the hell is this shit?" <BR/>Bush, also pissed, chimed in: "Yeah, I'm a very busy man being The Decider. I don't have all day to sit here." <BR/>With a long sigh, the Archbishop finally opened his eyes and announced: "For my entire life I have tried to imitate Jesus Christ thru His works, words, and deeds. Now, I simply hoped to die the same way Jesus Christ did."<BR/>Horrified, Bush said: "Holy crap, do you want us to crucify you?"<BR/>The Archbishop smiled and said: "Heavens no my son. I just wanted to die like Jesus did....... between 2 thieves."Tinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08472987991553964064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-1166742778418305232006-12-21T15:12:00.000-08:002006-12-21T15:12:00.000-08:00I'm sure cheney will hide behind presidential some...I'm sure cheney will hide behind presidential something or other to avoid this. Besides, who the hell would believe a single freakin' word that man would say. He would sit there with that snarl on his face the whole time.<BR/><BR/>I might be interested if someone wants to talk about unintelligent design. I have a couple of people to show as proof that that just might have happened.pissed off patriciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08854364015577541981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-1166710098134362252006-12-21T06:08:00.000-08:002006-12-21T06:08:00.000-08:00Pekka, I actually believe I am descended from that...Pekka, I actually believe I am descended from that little Indonesian "Hobbit" humanoid because, well, I'm short. And thanks for clarifying that oath-taking-loophole.<BR/><BR/>Sumo, nothing surprises me regarding VP Blasty McBirdshot. What an evil turd.DivaJoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02534571327558009753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-1166686437355023482006-12-20T23:33:00.000-08:002006-12-20T23:33:00.000-08:00Good one Diva...I heard today on the news that Che...Good one Diva...I heard today on the news that Cheney (Cheaty) wouldn't be testifying...so there you have it. Your guess is as good as mine on this one. The Dub pics are great.sumohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03668836906276970398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-1166674487580281682006-12-20T20:14:00.000-08:002006-12-20T20:14:00.000-08:00If you cross your fingers in the other hand that i...If you cross your fingers in the other hand that is not resting on the Holy Bible while taking an oath, it really doesn't matter if what you say is true or not. So dumb of you, Diva! <BR/><BR/>I must confess my previous skepticism about this far out sounding evolution thing. That we are only an offshoot of the damn apes was too outrageous for me untill I saw your picture collage of the dear leader. I been convinced.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-1166657507082144232006-12-20T15:31:00.000-08:002006-12-20T15:31:00.000-08:00Frederick, I look forward to getting it.Peacechick...Frederick, I look forward to getting it.<BR/><BR/>Peacechick, I wonder how many times Blasty McBirdshot will invoke the fifth amendment (or at least a fifth of scotch.)<BR/><BR/>Agi, it's just so insane. They really are idiots, and I don't mean that in a good way.DivaJoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02534571327558009753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-1166648024805422152006-12-20T12:53:00.000-08:002006-12-20T12:53:00.000-08:00"Evolution is a theory, not a fact". That phrase m..."Evolution is a theory, not a fact". That phrase merely shows how ignorant and unintelligent the Cobb County school board really is. In scientific discourse the term "theory" refers to a tested explanatory model - a way of explaining facts. <BR/><BR/>I wonder if these folks would like to question the theory of gravity or the germ theory of disease.Agihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-1166643259483180362006-12-20T11:34:00.000-08:002006-12-20T11:34:00.000-08:00Dang, I can't remember who said it, but the gist w...Dang, I can't remember who said it, but the gist was that Bush certainly undid the white supremacy notion for all time. That poster of Bush is funny. I understand VP Cheaty has burned up about 100 shredders in the past month or so.Peacechick Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16808832340636218022noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-1166639240767110212006-12-20T10:27:00.000-08:002006-12-20T10:27:00.000-08:00Sorry I missed last Saturday, I'll e-mail you out ...Sorry I missed last Saturday, I'll e-mail you out a new pic soon!Frederickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12796513694478927710noreply@blogger.com