tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post1662491564755940768..comments2023-10-26T02:28:09.011-07:00Comments on Journeys with Jood: A Message from the Secretary of StrawberriesDivaJoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02534571327558009753noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-75644691826402325012008-10-30T13:21:00.000-07:002008-10-30T13:21:00.000-07:00Well, Little Miss Mixed Berry Yogurt Administrator...Well, Little Miss Mixed Berry Yogurt Administrator or whatever your title is, tell your Gammy that I am the one and only political Diva and she will never make it as Pretzel Nuts or any other higher office as long as I can gaze at Russia from my deck in Alaska. Once my eyes are to shot to see those pesky Ruskies, she can have her day in the Sun, but this is my day, Now, as far as getting John the groper into the bathroom with Larry the foot tapper, now that would be a great OCTOBER SURPRISE. So get to work fast and if you accomplish this goal I will give you my clothes and a new computer!!!!!<BR/><BR/>Signed,<BR/>Sarah PalinPursey Tuttweilerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17850369845704358928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-79535324829496949352008-10-27T07:55:00.000-07:002008-10-27T07:55:00.000-07:00Dear Ms. Sarah PalinThank you for your splanashun....Dear Ms. Sarah Palin<BR/>Thank you for your splanashun. But my gramma Diva Jood is runnin for Prezilnut too so we won help Mr John McCain less it to find the bafroom with Mr Larry Craig or sumsuch.<BR/><BR/>Ellie BeanDivaJoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02534571327558009753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-13856243412787223872008-10-26T13:31:00.000-07:002008-10-26T13:31:00.000-07:00Ellen Beano,I am trying to learn how to type on a ...Ellen Beano,<BR/>I am trying to learn how to type on a computer and Ms. Pursey Tuttweiler, who says she is a great American and a Republican is helping me out. Ms. Tuttweiler called my campaign headquarters and said someone had carved a backwards S on her cheek and she wanted to help me out. So, I invited her to do my typing because I am a Maverick!!!!! So Miss Secretary of Berries, do you have a way to get Mr. McCain to stop belching so much when he goes on TV? Also, can you help me get some really good interviews with people who will not annoy me like Katie Carrot? Ms. Tuttweiler says you are a Maverick and a Barracuda and you can help.<BR/><BR/>If you help, I will donate some of my new clothes to you after I get to the White House and buy better clothes to be in charge of the Senate over. Yeah, you betcha!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-39949434917616085842008-10-26T11:00:00.000-07:002008-10-26T11:00:00.000-07:00Dear Sarah Palin,My gramma sez that you and Mr. Jo...Dear Sarah Palin,<BR/>My gramma sez that you and Mr. John McCain doesn't know how to type in a commuter, so but did someone type this for you?<BR/><BR/>Signed,<BR/>Ellie Bean<BR/>Secretary of Strawberries and Cream<BR/><BR/>+++++++++++++++++++++++<BR/><BR/>Dearest Pursey,<BR/>WELCOME BACK!<BR/>DivaDivaJoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02534571327558009753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-12403251235590012652008-10-26T10:48:00.000-07:002008-10-26T10:48:00.000-07:00Dear Secretary of Strawberries,I hope gamma did no...Dear Secretary of Strawberries,<BR/>I hope gamma did not spend one penny over $2500 for that new sweater or she got ripped-off. I am just trying to say, no article of clothing I buy is over $2500 unless it is a ball gown or a fur. Help gamma stay frugal like I am unless it is other people's money! <BR/><BR/>Signed,<BR/>Sarah PalinAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-8478383997169934042008-10-25T16:06:00.000-07:002008-10-25T16:06:00.000-07:00You know that they are imploding so fast, I didn't...You know that they are imploding so fast, I didn't even have time to read about Larry McPain's little traffic adventure...wait, maybe that should be a children's book?Cormac Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02990698766444728760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-7896013933171093522008-10-25T11:35:00.000-07:002008-10-25T11:35:00.000-07:00I'm shocked that McCain's brother's name is Joe. I...I'm shocked that McCain's brother's name is Joe. I assumed it would be Sam and he wouldn't really be a brother and in addition to disrupting emergency services he would not have paid his taxes.<BR/><BR/>Isn't that the kind of people who tour with Johnny? On the Straight to Hell Express. <BR/><BR/>I think the Secretary's duties should be expanded to all berries and their accoutrements. She has proven herself to be wise beyond her years.Diannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02946500110072411468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-46484638742993199992008-10-25T11:24:00.000-07:002008-10-25T11:24:00.000-07:00Palin is really damaging McCain the more people se...Palin is really damaging McCain the more people see all about that Neanderthal! Funny how quickly McCain's brother dropped off the campaign and McCain distance himself from his brother that is just like him. Funny no one picked up on that!jmsjoinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17631105639275375922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-69892738994265816462008-10-25T10:01:00.000-07:002008-10-25T10:01:00.000-07:00Madame Secretary asked me to tell you all that she...Madame Secretary asked me to tell you all that she also likes Raspberries, and could she have an expansion in her cabinet duties. It seems she saw Sarah Palin's debate with Joe The Senator Biden and when Palin said she would expand the powers of the VP, it got Beanie thinking that she could be Sec. of Strawberries and Cream AND Raspberries.<BR/><BR/>And perhaps Bananas and Apples too.DivaJoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02534571327558009753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-555380755171215272008-10-25T06:38:00.000-07:002008-10-25T06:38:00.000-07:00Poor people need clothes too, but they like family...<I>Poor people need clothes too, but they like family wage jobs, a house to live in, and medical care even better.</I><BR/><BR/>Wow. (touches nose)Missyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12041804780968204993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-68721841138571200772008-10-25T02:55:00.000-07:002008-10-25T02:55:00.000-07:00are you raising one of those "liburals" --- ooh we...are you raising one of those "liburals" --- ooh we have to elect Miss Moose to save the country from those nasty liburalsDistributorcaphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10149154929149577121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-2291868395732857042008-10-24T23:19:00.000-07:002008-10-24T23:19:00.000-07:00The Secretary of Strawberries is always up on the ...The Secretary of Strawberries is always up on the news! I thought this was a made-up 911 call at first. Then later today I saw the news. Wow. Of course McBro would think it's an emergency if he gets stuck in traffic. He probably wanted them to send one of Cindy's planes or a chartered helicopter to pick him up. If he ever calls 911 aksing for stawberries, I'm sure the S of S will know zactly what to tell him.D.K. Raedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01451065603615752038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-69285107845077578752008-10-24T23:14:00.000-07:002008-10-24T23:14:00.000-07:00The Secretary of Strawberries sums it up neatly on...The Secretary of Strawberries sums it up neatly once again.<BR/><BR/>Please remind your gramma she might need more than one nice sweater in Chicago after Nov. 1st.susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16747450215034568033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-34385738029623000312008-10-24T21:04:00.000-07:002008-10-24T21:04:00.000-07:00Too bad the secretary is having to learn what a cr...Too bad the secretary is having to learn what a crazy world we live in, at such a tender age. <BR/><BR/>Poor people need clothes too, but they like family wage jobs, a house to live in, and medical care even better.Franhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14198689517878201943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-12501955518858349142008-10-24T20:51:00.000-07:002008-10-24T20:51:00.000-07:00The Secretary of Strawberries is just plain Adorab...The Secretary of Strawberries is just plain Adorable!!Ms. Lea https://www.blogger.com/profile/11543902946969811871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-25777819666928881012008-10-24T17:37:00.000-07:002008-10-24T17:37:00.000-07:00This kid has got it!Love her comprehensive point o...This kid has got it!<BR/><BR/>Love her comprehensive point of view and clarity on the issues.<BR/><BR/>Secretary of Strawberries is the best!Franhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07181529277715646835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-67977844166770626322008-10-24T12:19:00.000-07:002008-10-24T12:19:00.000-07:00Yer gamma wrote one really great bit of stuff, and...Yer gamma wrote one really great bit of stuff, and she is brave. And and what she said about that Palin lady and such foolishness as that stuff that palin lady paid for clothes and she say she'll take them back after she wears them or give them to poor people. EEEWWWW. Gross.Utah Savagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16385093247915560752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-83779069827424976982008-10-24T10:12:00.000-07:002008-10-24T10:12:00.000-07:00Very, very funny child language.Very, very funny child language.Middle Ditchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16493665280732775898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-35497945284846106402008-10-24T09:22:00.000-07:002008-10-24T09:22:00.000-07:00Somehow this reminds me of Nancy Reagan and china....Somehow this reminds me of Nancy Reagan and china.<BR/><BR/>Smooches for the Secretary.Missyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12041804780968204993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-59386417621755125462008-10-24T08:23:00.000-07:002008-10-24T08:23:00.000-07:00Apparently, the brother of McPOW took that Public ...Apparently, the brother of McPOW took that Public Enemy song literally.<BR/><BR/>Once, my wife said a t-shirt I had on was getting a little ragged. Apparently that was sexist. I'm glad to know.Randal Graveshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08728992897551848531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10048624.post-58346708461724764172008-10-24T08:14:00.000-07:002008-10-24T08:14:00.000-07:00What a lot of ground the Secretary covered today!Y...What a lot of ground the Secretary covered today!<BR/><BR/>Yikes to that emergency. I'm sure Grandma would have called 911 if she needed to.<BR/><BR/>Governor Palin is a hypocrite. I bet the Secretary knows what that means.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com