Monday, August 04, 2008

Randal cuts to the heart of the campaign.

Randal Graves, Campaign Manager extraordinare, lead this brilliant conversation earlier today.

He's brilliant.


Afternoon update: I have been attempting to make the rounds from my soon-to-be-ex-desk, and I keep getting blocked out. The message, on a black screen, with angry red type, reads: THIS SITE HAS BEEN BLOCKED BY SONIC FIREWALL. (subtext - take that, you slacker.)

So, I will come by your site for graft and kickbacks your campaign contributions later. From my home computer. Which never blocks me. One of my friends (who never posts) tends to read my blog over her morning coffee - I hate to dissappoint.


Mary Ellen said...

I was very impressed with that post of Randal's today. I think that monocle makes him even more talented than he's ever been...if that's possible.

Oh...and if we're going to be celebrating our win in Paris, may I suggest we offer them the original painting that you have as your avatar as a gift for the Louve. It's about time they get some decent art in that place. ;-)

Fran said...

It is truly brilliant - and as I said there... Randal will see that you all will blow the fucking lid off of this campaign.

American politics will never be the same!

Also - I think ME has the right idea about your painting at the Louvre!

susan said...

Another good reason for leaving that job is better internet connection from home. I may have to use that myself.

Yes, you chose well when you got Randal to be campaign manager.

Randal Graves said...

I don't know what would be worse, a sonic firewall, or a firewall actually made out of fire.

You all are lovely humans and I'm proud to work on this campaign. The frightening thing is, I still believe we'd be better than whomever ends up in the White House.

DivaJood said...

Mary Ellen, I agree - the monocle is the difference. Perhaps it makes him smarter? I've heard that people who wear monocles are smart. As for sending my painting to the Louvre - from your mouth to the curator's ears.

FranIam, I think that this campaign is certainly more effective than our various opponents - I mean really, a Diva and a pot smoking Nun? We rock.

Susan, I think the intertubes and various firewalls are really the government's way of making us tear our hear out.

Randal, if it were a real wall of fire, it would bring the firemen. That would be shiny! And, seriously, it scares me that people like Nunly, myself, Dr. Z - we could all be more effective than either of whom we'll actually get. That IS scary.

Anonymous said...

Wait - Randal did what?

DivaJood said...

Dcup, Randal worked on our campaign, so I have quadrupled his salary.

Unknown said...

O fuck yes he is brilliant!

DivaJood said...

Dusty, I hired well, didn't I?

Unknown said...

Oh yes you certainly did Diva! ;)

Stella by Starlight said...

pant, pant, pant... I'm just not political material. I can't keep up with Diva and Randal.