TECH. SUPPORT: Yes, how can I help you?
CUSTOMER: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install
Love. Can you guide me through the process?
TECH. SUPPORT: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
CUSTOMER: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What
do I do first?
TECH. SUPPORT: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located
your Heart?
CUSTOMER: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is
it okay to install Love while they are running?
TECH. SUPPORT: What programs are running?
CUSTOMER: Let's see... I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge, and
Resentment running right now.
TECH. SUPPORT: No problem. Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from
your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent
memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will
eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called
High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and
Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly
installed. Can you turn those off?
CUSTOMER: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
TECH. SUPPORT: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke
Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and
Resentment have been completely erased.
CUSTOMER: Okay... done! Love has started installing itself. Is that
normal?
TECH. SUPPORT: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.
You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the
upgrades.
CUSTOMER: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error.
Program not run on external components." What should I do?
TECH. SUPPORT: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up
to run on Internal Hearts but has not yet been run on your Heart. In
non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before
you can Love others.
CUSTOMER: So, what should I do?
TECH. SUPPORT: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following
files: Forgive Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge Your
Limitations.
CUSTOMER: Okay... done!
TECH. SUPPORT: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system
will override any conflicting files and begin patching faulty
programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all
directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely
gone and never comes back.
CUSTOMER: Got it. Hey! My Heart is filling up with new files. Smile
is playing on my monitor, and Peace and Contentment are copying
themselves all over my Heart. Is this normal?
TECH. SUPPORT: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually
everything gets it at the proper time so that Love is installed and
running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure
to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in
turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
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Happy Valentine's Day...and that was very cute to read.
What a nice thing.
I read the first 3 paragraphs a few times to be sure I understand it ;)
Now it make sense. Superb
Hope you had a great Valentine's Day, divajood. This was quite a good read. I got the upgrade I needed right here. Thanks, I'll pass it on!
I love this! Definitely one to pass along to others. Thank you. Hope you are feeling better. I think of you and send good thoughts.
Very very precious. And this is the way to peace. Starts in our own hearts and speads.
Rgabk you. Hope you are feeling better and better. Hope and pray you have that peace in your own heart.
Thank you, not Rgabk you, fat ass fingers, sorry. :-)
That's marvelous, honey - where ever did you find it?
I love this Love thing, it is so right on! I am still trying to erase some of those old programs, even after all these years. Wouldn't you think I'd get it by now!!?? Thanks for the inspiring read.....
Sooo nice! Well done!
p.s. We should have such tech support available over the phone!
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