Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Diva Jood is the Law And Order Candidate

(If you click on the picture, it will enlarge so you can see it.)

Turd Blossom is in contempt of Congress for failing to appear on a subpoena. But a Judge ruled that even the Bush Administration is supposed to follow the law, which surprised all of them. Nevertheless, if you see Karl Rove, tackle him and arrest him. I wonder if he'll get to play with Scooter Libby?


FranIAm said...

This is but one reason that I support this candidacy.

Tough but fair. And you are willing to look a turdblossom in the eye and call him a turblossom!!

(i loathe that man. please do something with him when you are elected. you know i don't support violence, but...)

Randal Graves said...

Sadly, I don't think such a handsome fellow will ever make it up here. Just not enough old boy country clubs to rail against elite Dems for his liking.

But, if I do see him, and tackle him, is it okay if I kick him in the stomach a couple of times, too?

scheherazade said...

I wonder if he'll get to play with Scooter Libby?

I think that Rove prefers to play with himself.

Mary Ellen said...

Ooops, the above comment was mine. My daughter must have been signed on to my computer. She would have said something much more intelligent than that.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad to see that this Administration believes in the rule of law, unlike the current Administration.

Mariamariacuchita said...

So can I get you to support tearing down the border wall?

DivaJood said...

FranIAm, really, a turdblossom by any other name is still a turdblossom.

Randal, please do kick him in the stomach. More than a few times. Although I venture to guess his stomach is all soft and yucky.

Nunly, I thought that scheherazade's comment was quite on point! And then you fess up to it being yourself. So, yes, I think you are right. And it is still quite on point.

Dcup, I will buy my votes any way I can.

MariaMaria, yes, you can. And then we can head over to Israel and tear down the "Separation Barrier" along the Green Line.

Randal Graves said...

diva, good point. I don't want to lose my shoe. And ME, we all know that Rove has plenty of fellow self-loathing hypocrites to play with: Jimmy Jeff, Pastor Ted, The Widestancer, etc.

Mariamariacuchita said...

ok, Diva, you get the tickets and I'll go with you to help pull it down.

Border Explorer said...

We tried in Iowa last week. Note judge’s reaction (!):
Four Iowans [story here] entered pleas of "not guilty" in court on July 30, 2008. Retired Methodist minister, Chet Guinn, 80, and 3 Des Moines Catholic Workers were arrested at a Des Moines country club where Rove was appearing at a Republican Fundraiser.
Mona Shaw was the first called before Polk County Fifth Judicial District Associate Judge William Price. After entering her plea, the judge asked Shaw, "Madam, what were you doing at the Wakonda Country Club?"
"I was attempting to make a citizen's arrest of Karl Rove, your honor," Shaw answered.
"Well," the judge looked up and said, "it's about time."
BTW: great post. We can all believe in the Jood candidacy for a better tomorrow and for jelly donuts.

DivaJood said...

Randal, you could always use spikey shoes to see if it will burst like a balloon.

MariaMaria, okay, let's go.

BE, that's a great story! I love Judge Price!

Fran said...

Whew! I am glad the potato tofu dish we had for dinner was not made of the stock described in the WANTED poster.

Scooter-- he was already caught & released -- after getting his hand slapped & a
prezzzzidential pardon. Where is ol'
Scooter these days? Probably setting up shop in Dubai-- maybe overseer of secret prisons, or some slimy covert business venture.

Rove belongs in Abu Ghraib- with no cameras allowed!

Dr. Zaius said...

I think that we should make him dance on the White House lawn in a tutu!

DivaJood said...

Fran, I know Scooter was released, but if they get Rove, he'll be released too, so I wonder if they'll swim in the same shit stream?

Dr. Z, that is a very scary image. Go photo shop that, we can all use it.

Anonymous said...

He was up in Lake George. I tried to tackle him, but the bastard was covered in oil and slipped from my grip.

DivaJood said...

Spartacus, Turd Blossom is one slippery pig.