Friday, August 01, 2008

A Statement from the Secretary of Strawberries and Cream



Mya strawberries peease?

Do you like to play with Elmo? I play with Elmo and I make his voice too. And tomorrow I might go to the beach and play inna sand. And my doggy has agerlies and scraches herself. And bites her paws coz they ich her feet.

Do you wanna eat strawberries? Every peoples gets free strawberries when Gramma is Prezilnet. Not just two peoples, but every peoples. Only two peoples in the bafroom though at skool.

Mya more strawberries, peeeease?

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, she's heads and shoulders over the current Administration and their loyalists placed in high offices. And she's what? Three?

Now will someone please get the Secretary her strawberries?

Mariamariacuchita said...

Strawberries are the yummiest! She sure is getting big!

Dr. Zaius said...

That's not fair! You can't use a child's kitchie-koo cuteness in a presidential election - it's not fair! It's just so... so... unseemly.

Can I have some strawberries too, please? ;o)

Randal Graves said...

You can have strawberries if we have your vote.

Quick, diva, more grandbaby pictures! You're a shoo-in!

DivaJood said...

Dcup, the child is a genius, and I am being completely objective here. Really.

Maria, she's quite tall, she's quite athletic, and she's quite adorable.

Dr. Ziaus, when I am elected, there will be free strawberries for everyone. That is Beanie's job as Secretary of Strawberries. So when we say everyone, that means even you.

Randal, well said. That's the way to bribe the opponents out of the race. Hah.

okjimm said...

I need to know the Secretary of Strawberries official opinion of blueberries, raspberries, cranberries, bosenberries, lingonberries. Get back to me soon. It is Berry important.

Agi said...

Will that free strawberry policy apply to other berries as well? I'm a huge fan of blackberries.

DivaJood said...

From the Secretary of Strawberries: "Yeah."

okjimm, Beanie calls all berries Strawberries. She loves all of them, so yes, that policy extends to all berries. Perhaps when she's a little older, she will be able to call them all by their right names, but she includes all berries.

Agi, yes. As long as you can accept that she labels them "strawberries."

okjimm said...

Whew, I am relieved! I think that should be included in the New Constitution....

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Berries are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Naps, Liberality, and the Pursuit of Strawberry-ness.

Blueberry said...

Strawberries could save the world!

I've got my UFO Minister's office all set up over at the TX Oasis.

DivaJood said...

okjimm, will you draft an amendment?

blueberry (AKA strawberry, if you ask Beanie) your post is most excellent. You are doing a heckuva job as Minister of UFOs.

Mary Ellen said...

Gee...she's so much more coherent than George Bush, but of course, that's a given.

I must say, we have this election licked with this adorable girl. More Secretary of Strawberries and Cream political ads, please!

Maybe she can do an ad about how monkey's are nice but they shouldn't be President, we've already had Curious George and that didn't work out so hot.

You're a genius, Diva!

Utah Savage said...

What the nun said. And pleas quit bogarting that joint, ME.

Randal Graves said...

okjimm, don't forget that berries are very good for your innards! We want a nation healthy in mind and body so we can better tolerate more beer and carbs.

Anonymous said...

From the mouths of babes... berries...strawberries... she can call 'em what she wants. She's Madam Secretary and she has our future President's ear.

Left you a song at my place.... ;-)

DivaJood said...

Mary Ellen, she is a genius, that child. I am so not biased, really.
I think she's got the Simian running scared.

Utah, Nunly will share, really.

Randal, can we put healthy living in the same ad with free beer and donuts?

Spartacus, I don't have speakers at work, so will listen later.

jmsjoin said...

I have to laugh! I forgot it was Friday. Beanie reminds me of what day it is. Today is Strawberry day. She brings a smile even to my face.

Bradda said...

She makes a pretty good argument for strawberries! I'm going to the farmer's market...

DivaJood said...

Patriot, clearly you can set your clock by her.

Bradda, that's a good idea. Ever go to the Santa Monica Farmer's Market on Saturday? If you do, go to Harry's Berries - they carry Gaviota Strawberries - expensive, but the best strawberry you will ever taste.

susan said...

Yes, with Beanie as Secretary of Strawberries and Cream and continued pictures of her, your supremacy as candidate is assured.

Does she also include cherries as strawberries? The season's almost over and I'm sad :-(

D.K. Raed said...

Yeaaay Beanie! Gramma has this prezilnet deal all but locked up now.

Sorry I've been absent. Too much, waaay too much to catch up on. You could say I was lying low avoiding congressional subpeeenaaahs like a good future A.G. & you wouldn't be far wrong. And now I'm sitting here wearing a wrist guard & feeling sorry for my keyboard-impaired self. But seeing Beanie's bright shiny face has reminded me there are still good things going on in the world, including strawberries and beach sand, that don't require legal anal-ysis & razzamatazz.

Fran said...

She is gorgeous!

I am so sorry that we did not get to meet, but I am so glad that we got to talk.

Deep sigh.

We will meet one day, this I know.