Friday, October 24, 2008
A Message from the Secretary of Strawberries
My mommy sez that peepols should only call 911 when they has real dismergencies. So but that means not like this:
911, what's your emergency?
"I'm stuck in traffic."
"Are you having a heart attack?"
"No. But this traffic won't move."
"Is someone in the car having a heart attack? Are you being threatened? Has there been an accident?"
"No, no, and no. Do you know who I am?"
"No, sir, but please state your emergency."
"I TOLD YOU I'M STUCK IN TRAFFIC. THIS IS JOE (not the plumber) MCCAIN. I'M IMPORTANT!"
So my mommy sez that's not a dismergency. My gramma saw a dismergency yesterday, she saw a car crash with a car flipped onto its top and the other car all smushed in front and peepols with blood and such and lots of pleece cars and amblances and hurt peepols. She dint call 911 cause they were arredy there.
An Ms. Sarah Palin thinks that her clothes are sexist the fight about what she spent on them. Ms. Sarah Palin has a pretty red leather jacket from her clothes and somebody went to help her pick out the clothes but peepols got upset when John Edwards spent too much on his hair so she's wrong it isn't sexist she spent too much money an such.
My gramma got a new sweater which she likes which she will wear when she comes to visit me soon.