OH, NO. I have forgotten to take my keys. I am locked out of my house, and I have no keys. No car keys. AH, but at least I have my cell phone. I will call the office. I will admit that I am going to be later than usual. Oh, NO.
Hello, office? It's me, the Diva. I have locked myself out of my condo. I have to break in. Yes, indeed. And climb through my window, which is not exactly the most graceful thing to do when you're pushing 60. I mean, really. I am not going to quit my day job to become a cat burgler.
La, di da. Here I am at work. Like nothing happened at all. La, di da.