Friday, September 19, 2008

Breaking News: She Shot the Moose

28 comments:

DrDon said...

That's pretty funny. I miss Bullwinkle already.

DivaJood said...

Drdon, she really shot the Moose.

DCup said...

I'm guessing that Rocky didn't pay to have this hit done. Rocky would never do that.

Spartacus said...

I'm sure that who ever the perpetrator is, she probably owns a tanning bed, and had a great view of Russia from her airplane as she fired the shots. It was the only way she could make her escape.

thailandchani said...

Sheesh! She sounds about one step above a savage.


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Randal Graves said...

Has anyone questioned Mr. Peabody or Sherman? We have to be sure she can't escape to another time period!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Dman her! Damn her to hellllllll!!

DivaJood said...

DCup, Rocky is absolutely devastated. Why, the poor squirrel soaked his nuts. Weeping.

Spartacus, word has it that Ms. Palin told the press she was offered a huge contract to shoot Bulwinkle, but said "Thanks, but no thanks." She did it for the sheer joy of the hunt.

Thailandchani, she is so far below savage, it boggles the mind.

Randal, too late. She lives in the 19th Century already. Mr. Peabody and his Wayback Machine had nothing to do with it.

Dr. Monkey, my thoughts exactly. She's the evil incarnate.

susan said...

This is one of the funniest things I've seen this week - well, maybe the only funny thing this particular week.

ps - email me next time you're by.. you can just say, what?

Madam Z said...

Moose, Schmoose! Bullwinkle was really old, bad-tempered and bitter about being imprisoned and tortured by Badenov back in the sixties. Palin was doing him a favor.

DivaJood said...

Susan, when I got the original email, I laughed so hard - but had to get Helen Wheels to turn it from a Word Doc into the jpeg for me to post. Hilarious. I emailed you.

Madame Z, was Bullwinkle a POW with McCain?

Unconventional Conventionist said...

She has no sooooouuuuulllll!

Robert Rouse said...

Diva, I used Bullwinkle earlier in a Photoshop with Sarah Palin.  Check it out.

okjimm said...

THAT was the funniest thing I have seen in YEARS!!!
For some stupid IT reason I could not open your page at work.... I am grinning all the way to my second beer.....

Oh, break me up! &stuff!!!!

Border Explorer said...

Agree with jimm...hilarious. Great satire. These comments are priceless, also.

Diva, I don't know where you come up with these things, but keep on doing it.

FranIAm said...

That is great!! And you already know .... I needed a laugh!

Tom Harper said...

So sad. Another example of when somebody's personality snaps, they get a gun and just start shooting.

And everybody will be saying "oh, she was so nice; I just can't believe she'd do something like this." "She went to our church, seemed like a regular gal."

So who is this person? Will she get jail or a mental institution? Thank God she isn't running for public office or anything. Uh, is she?

Liquid said...

I confess..........

Madam Z said...

Diva,

Darn it! Nobody "gets" my jokes. Would it have helped if I had added a line about "Rocky" collapsing in grief and an overdose of painkillers?

MRMacrum said...

It is somewhat suspicious that she is so proud of being able to see Russia from her doorstep. That and this recent killing of an American icon would make me wonder if she did not really sneak ashore many years ago with a guy named Boris and before she settled in, her name was Natasha.

I still find it hard to get excited that someone shot a moose. Killing a moose is only slightly harder than shooting a cow in the barn. I could almost hear one million Mainers yawn when they heard of her great outdoor experience. Now if she had hauled it out of the woods by hand, then I would be impressed. But something tells me her nails would not hear of it.

DivaJood said...

Unconventional, really. That Sarah Palin would assassinate Bullwinkle, really. No soul would be a step up.

Robert, your link didn't work. What's up with that?

Okjimm, when I got the original email with this, I laughed so hard I nearly peed. Okay, TMI

Border, this was emailed to me, and I love it.

FranIAm, you and me both, sister. And this was funny.

Tom, not only is the culprit running for office, she already HELD office. Terrible.

Liquid, NOOO. Not you! Don't confess, there is a suspect already.

Madame Z, I got it - I was trying to be funny back, suggesting Bullwinkle (old and embittered) was a POW with McCain (REALLY old and embittered.) Clearly I wasn't clear... Yours was funny.

MrMacrum, Sarah Palin's nails are made out of steel spikes. I'm just saying.

Robert Rouse said...

Diva, the link works for me and Madame Z used it to find her way to my place.

an average patriot said...

Diva this is pretty funny. I looked at Robert's post when he did it on the praying menace but until I just clicked on the link to see when he did that and it worked by the way I didn't even see Bullwinkle in it!

Robert Rouse said...

Actually, my latest post has Bullwinkle in it too - well, sort of.

Fran said...

(Natasha voiceover) If I were squirrel, I would be verrry careful, used to be Moose & squirrel comedy routine, Boris & I are going to be calling the Canadian Mountie- the Dudley Dooright, to launch investigation. There now is international & foreign affairs, dar-link

DivaJood said...

Patriot, it is hilarious!

Robert, it worked, finally.

Fran, so you think Natasha is behind this?

Missy said...

Man! I loved this. Definitely in need of a laugh.

I feel like I'm living in a fractured fairy tale.

DivaJood said...

Missy, no kidding. When will this end?