Michiganders, you can rest easy, because The American Family Association is on the J.O.B. against Victoria's Secret stores. Concerned Citizens in Green Oak Township, Michigan, have had a vigourous letter writing campaign protesting scantily-clad mannequins.
Their goal is to have Victoria's Secret show "morally neutral" products, such as shotguns, deer rifles and military gear rather than those dangerously sexually provocative items like bras, g-strings or fuzzy stiletto heels.
I'm so relieved.